Recent verdicts
- Mr. Krabs — 40 years for wage theft and running an unlicensed food establishment under the sea.
- SpongeBob SquarePants — 12 years, mostly for repeated boating violations.
- Tom (Tom and Jerry) — 8 years for property destruction and reckless use of frying pans.
- The Grinch — 25 years for grand larceny of an entire town's Christmas.
- Wile E. Coyote — 15 years for attempted harm and illegal possession of ACME explosives.
Questions people ask
- Is this real legal advice?
- Absolutely not. The judge is an AI with a sense of humour and no law degree.
- Is the sentence legally binding?
- Also no. SpongeBob remains a free sponge.
- Can I sentence real people?
- No. The court only hears cases against fictional characters. Real names get their case dismissed.
- Can I share my verdict?
- Please do.